Antelope Sun
Umass Amherst on February 10, 2009 at 1:22 amThis little gem I took in class with my phone because I thought it was pretty decent. It has the obligatory Obama '08 vandalism which can be seen all over campus. Not sure why kids thought it was a good idea to support a political candidate with spray paint and sidewalks. I sat at this desk twice so far and the first time it did not have any writing on it. So someone felt the need to write Obama '08, in '09.
I don't listen to music on my walk to and between classes so I end up catching the saddest conversation between human beings. I can't tune crap like this out no matter how hard I try.
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Albert Einstein complains about his last class
Sherlock Holmes concurs and inquires: What the fuck does eg mean?
Albert Einstein creates a hypothesis: Example I guess.
Sherlock Holmes showing his cunning: Ya, but where's the 'g' in 'example'.
Albert Einstein does his best Boon Dock Saints impression: No where.
Sherlock Holmes cites other examples: I know right? I mean I get ie, like in example, but eg? Eggxample?
Albert Einstein is struck by lightning: I think maybe it's Latin.
Sherlock Holmes has the last laugh: Oh, the professor should have told us at the start, "We're speaking in tongues today!"
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Miss South Carolina is outside: I'm not sure if it's hot or cold out.
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Friend of Future Abortion Activist: It's ok as long as you don't fuck, you know?
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Given these dates on a graph and we were suppose to talk about the data that came with them, but a kid in class decided that he couldn't tell anything from the data because these dates were random and had zero historical relevance.
1820 1870 1900 1913 1950 1973 1992 2002
Agree to disagree Bill S. Preston Esq.
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I'm already over whether or not it is ethical to post conversations online like this.