Evan Bishop
Umass Amherst on April 9, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Evan Bishop is a nerd that lives in my suite.
To his dismay many other people show up when he types his name into search engines. This one Evan Bishop in particular has the rankings all tied up with TWO sites listed, see here and here.
That's a bit greedy.
The real Evan Bishop will not stand for this. A mustachioed E.B. must rank for this name.
News
It's been rumored that a movie deal is in the works for a screen play Evan wrote when he was nine. Plot summaries have been leaked by close friends who have read the play. What you haven't been told is he is illiterate. Virtually unable to read or write his own name.
It's not his fault though, all people named Evan Bishop are illiterate. That's why most are photographers, so even if they can't write a thousand words they can capture them.